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Top Ten Family Guy Quotes

In 2005, Family Guy became the first prime-time series to be "uncanceled", meaning brought back by the same network that took the show off the air in the first place. The show originally aired for three seasons from 1999-2002, but was canceled after consistently struggling in the ratings. The under-performance appeared to have more to do with bad timing (or time slots) than the quality of the show, because it became a huge hit in syndication. The re-run ratings, coupled with massive DVD sales, convinced Fox to make the unprecedented move to revive the series.

Typical episodes are packed with pop culture references and the show takes pride in an irreverent style of humor that lies somewhere between The Simpsons and South Park on the scale of political incorrectness.

Seth MacFarlane is the creator of Family Guy and also does the voices for Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin. Alex Borstein is Lois Griffin, Mila Kunis is Meg Griffin and Seth Green completes the family cast as Chris Griffin.


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"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."

— Stewie Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner."

— Peter Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"

— Brian Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

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"When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Ha ha ha... ow. Oh, now I don't know math."

— Chris Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!"

— Stewie Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."

— Stewie Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that."

— Stewie Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

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"I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about."

— Peter Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men."

— Lois Griffin from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."

— Glen Quagmire from Family GuySend Family Guy ecards